Gift Set for Father's Day - "When Dad Goes Poo" bathroom book, Toilet Timer for Dads and greeting card
Get him the gift you know he desperately needs.
WHAT IS A POO-CRASTINATOR?
A person who sits on the toilet scrolling on their phone long after they have done their business.
One who lingers long in the loo, often until their legs fall asleep.
Someone who does not know the meaning of "Poop or get off the pot."
Go check your bathroom. There may be a poo-crastinator in there right now. (There's also a good chance you are reading this while on the pot.)
Is there a dad in your life who is guilty of lingering long in the loo? This book is for him. Short, whimsical poems will motivate that man to do his "duty" and move on. Each page has a different euphemism to describe his favorite activity.
"When he's on the can he's in a time trap. Mom could use help but he's taking a _____!"
"Could he take out the trash? Or feed our poor dog? Or is he too busy to pinch off that ____?"
"The kids scream and shout. The kids run and jump. But how would he know? He's still taking a ____!"
Beautifully illustrated yet not overly graphic, poo-crastinators are now without excuse when it comes to their extensive toilet times.
TOILET TIMER DESCRIPTION
The Toilet Timer is for poo-crastinators. This is a unique sand timer that runs for about five minutes. Help your loved one get back to the people they are trying to avoid. (Born on Kickstarter)
Runs for about five minutes
How long does your loved one spend in the bathroom actually doing their business? Help them keep things moving with our nifty device.
Just Spin to Set
We've concocted a special new blend of unicorn magic and gravity that makes the Toilet Timer easy to set. Want to sit for 10 minutes? Just flip it again!
The Gift of Timeliness
They'll get the hint. And quickly get back to the people they love and are trying to avoid.
More Than a Gag
The Toilet Timer is more than just a subtle hint for the long-pooper in your family. Did you know that there is actually medical benefit to not lingering in the loo?
Nice quality This was a gag gift for my son in law that hides out in the potty. Came in quick, during the holiday season non the less. Was slightly larger than I was expecting and was actually heavy duty plastic which I wasn’t expecting! I am very pleased with the product and I know he will get a good laugh! -Abby
Great little gift/add-on for anyone! Bought this as a gift since it made me laugh when I first saw it. Great way to poke fun of someone you know who spends way too long sitting on the toilet. It is super easy to reset by just spinning the timer which just slides the sand back up to the top cavity. Worked perfectly right out of the box and looks cute in the bathroom!
Great gag gift Amazing stocking stuffer for those that have family that spends forever in the bathroom. -Tiffany