Top 10 Reasons the Toilet Timer and Poo-Pourri Are a Perfect Pair

The Toilet Timer and Poo-Pourri are a powerful pair with the ability to change the entire bathroom experience—for yourself and the other poopers in your life. Say goodbye to awkward excuses to explain why you’ve been gone from the party for half an hour. Say goodbye to apologetic glances as you watch someone walk into the bathroom you just destroyed. Because this duo is about to save the day.

Here are the top ten reasons that the Toilet Timer and Poo-Pourri are a perfect pair:

1. TO BE MORE CONSIDERATE OF YOUR FELLOW MAN

They’ve waited and waited to use the bathroom only to wait an extra 5 minutes for the smell to clear. You need to stock that bathroom with the Toilet Timer and Poo-Pourri. Keep that bathroom smelling fresh and get the line moving.

2. TO HAVE LESS NOTICEABLE POOPS

No smell. No long wait for the bathroom. No evidence.

3. TO KEEP YOUR BATHROOM USABLE FOR GUESTS

Nobody wants to drop a deuce at the dinner party. But, you have a Toilet Timer and Poo-Pourri, bathroom time will be so short that no one will be suspicious, and there will be no smell to rat them out. Your bathroom will stay smelling fresh the whole night.

4. TO STAY REGULAR WITHOUT FEELING SELF-CONSCIOUS

It’s unhealthy to hold it in. If your body says it’s time to go, you should go! This will help you stay regular and have healthy movements. But what if you’re hosting a dinner party?? See number 3.

5. TO BE A BETTER ROOMIE

A good roomie doesn’t stink up the bathroom with obnoxiously long bathroom breaks. Use Poo-Pourri and keep your bathroom breaks around 5 minutes with the Toilet Timer. Your roomie will thank you.

6. BECAUSE BOTH ARE SOMETHING EVERYONE CAN USE

Everybody’s got to poop sooner or later. There’s no point in pretending. Instead of living in denial, use the Toilet Timer and Poo-pourri to keep your poops as low-impact as possible. You’ll be in and out in a timely manner, leaving nothing but a fresh smell behind. You can walk out with your head held high because you’ve covered your tracks.

7. TO SEND A MESSAGE

Is your spouse always stinking up the place? Are they taking conveniently timed bathroom breaks to get out of helping around the house? Place the Toilet Timer and Poo-Pourri on the back of the toilet for a not so subtle hint that you notice their habits.

8. TO ELIMINATE THE BIGGEST ISSUES WITH POOPING

What are the two biggest complaints you have about the poopers in your life? They’re taking too long in the bathroom. They stink up the bathroom and you don’t want to go in there after them. Both of these problems are solved with the Toilet Timer and Poo-Pourri. You’ll have to find something else to complain about.

9. TO KEEP YOUR POOP SCHEDULE TO YOURSELF

Nobody wants to know your bathroom habits. Keep your business to yourself by limiting bathroom time and protecting others from the smell.

10. BECAUSE THEY MAKE GREAT STOCKING STUFFERS/GIFTS

The Toilet Timer and Poo-Pourri are funny and practical! These small items make great gifts and stocking stuffers or even practical white elephant gifts for all of the poopers in your life.

Now that you’ve heard the good news, it’s time to make changes to your bathroom routine. Do yourself (and your peers) a favor and move on from your bad habits. You no longer have any excuse to stink up the bathroom or hold up the line. Let the Toilet Timer and Poo-Pourri save your restroom reputation.